Die besten sprüche 2014

There is no better pleasure zum a film fan than quoting important memorable dialogue. Or, in the case von the empire office, misquoting it past all recognition.

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2014 yielded some pure belters zum us to mangle, from ns keyboards of renowned wordsmiths prefer Dan Gilroy, Wes Anderson, james Gunn und the Coen Brothers. Some space cheesy, some are hilarious, some room moving, some are also slightly damaging - but they every lodged an our head und refused to leave.

Here, through some suggestions crowdsourced über our twitter feed and Facebook page, space 50 of the best, starting with a quote deswegen utterly preposterous the we've barely quit saying it since. Und yes, we get it right. Most of the time.

THE QUOTE of THE YEAR

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“MY FACE ist MY

WARRANT”

TITUS WELLIVER pour out ON die YEAR'S most EXTRAORDINARY LINE...

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T here's notfall a lot to write home about wie man it comes zu watching Transformers: Age von Extinction, which is why it's almost entirely lacking from every our Review des The Year lists. However then Titus Welliver's sunglasses-wearing government goon pulls into markierung Wahlberg's farm with intention kommen sie do harm, and the year's most outrageous, jawdroppingly daft, and ridiculously awesome heat comes v him. Challenged von Wahlberg to produce a warrant, Welliver's james Savoy simply points hinweisen his grizzled grill and growls, 'my face zu sein my warrant'. Realm caught nach oben with die renowned character actor – and star des the forthcoming amazon show, Bosch – und asked him zum the story of that line.

"That was notfall a scripted line. I improvised the line. Plenty of years ago i was attending a show. Everyone was going the end inbetween plot to die VIP area where they might smoke cigarettes, and Jack Nicholson happened zu be out there. Wie man it was time kommen sie come zurück inside zum the show, die security guards were being very tight an saying, 'make certain you have your badges out'. Nicholson, of course, ist the one guy who doesn't have his argorial on. Die guy says, 'sir, where is your badge?' und Nicholson says, 'my face ist my badge'. That's constantly made me laugh.

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It wasn't calculated. Ns line just came out von my mouth. Mark zu sein the consummate skilled – the didn't go, 'hey, that's notfall what die script says'. That didn't bat an eye. Und fortunately, michael Bay chosen it. One des the nice things with Bay is that over there was an openness zum improvisation. I'm a writer, and I oase tremendous respect zum writers, having actually studied with david Mamet und worked so much with david Milch, but i know wie man a heat won't come out des my mouth. But ich don't think there was even a heat there originally. Ich don't think wirsing said anything.

It's entirely changed die demographic of fanbase ich have. I now have eight and twelve und fifteen year olds comes up kommen sie me und saying that, which cracks me up. There's a shirt out there v a picture von Savoy and underneath the says, 'my face zu sein my warrant'. It offers me a bit des a tickle bei my stomach. Do i get any kind of money for that? ich get nothing. Just the smile."

“Bruce Wayne? Who's that? Sounds favor a kühl guy...”

Batman (Will* Arnett), die Lego Movie

“She has no idea. If ich had a blacklight, this location would look prefer a Jackson Pollock painting.”

Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), Guardians of The Galaxy*

“You don't want the bumpers. Life doesn't give you bumpers.”

Mason Sr. (Ethan Hawke), Boyhood*

“What. The. Fuck.”

Anna (Maika Monroe) echoes the audience's thinking totally with ns year's best last line, die Guest*

“If sie want zu win the lottery, you schutz to make the money kommen sie buy a ticket.”

Lou Bloom (Jake Gyllenhaal) outlines one des his favourite mottos, Nightcrawler*

“You see, there are blieb faint glimmers of civilisation left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once well-known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide an our own modest, humble, insignificant... Oh, crap it.”

M. Gustave (Ralph Fiennes), The grand Budapest Hotel*

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“You drank Ian. You drank Ian.”

Adam (Tom Hiddleston) reacts kommen sie some bad news, only Lovers Left Alive*

“So, you always were in asshole."

Logan (Hugh Jackman), X-Men: Days of Future Past*

“That's certainly a startling opened line.”

Father james (Brendan Gleeson) responds to 'I zuerst tasted semen when ich was seven years old', Calvary*

“Choke me v that tot cat.”

SexyKitten (Kristen Wiig), Her*

“Why's there always some cunt v a guitar?”

Jay (James Buckley), die Inbetweeners 2*

“On her feet, maggot.”

Cruel Sergeant (Terence Maynard) , Edge von Tomorrow*

“I'll tell freundin what - I'm never ever eating weist Benihana again. I don't treatment whose birthday it is.”

Donny (Jonah Hill), the Wolf of Wall Street*

“Let's carpe part fucking diem!”

James Leighton-Masters (Freddie Fox), die Riot Club*

“I feel prefer grabbing you von the ears best now und screaming, 'I'm notfall fucking interested.' yet I'm going to go home und do some accounting instead.”

Lou Bloom, Nightcrawler*

“I'll tell you what God's offered you. He's placed a bullet bei you, und he's abandoned sie out here zu me.”

Eric (Guy Pearce) gives it to robert Pattinson straight, die Rover*

“Would it it is in alright if i showed die children die whoring bed?”

Mrs. H (Uma Thurman), Nymphomaniac*

“You fight viel harder than freundin fuck.”

Artemisia (Eva Green), 300: increase Of an Empire*

“You're stuffed, bear.”

Millicent Clyde (Nicole Kidman), Paddington*

“Werewolves, not swearwolves!”

Anton (Rhys Darby), What us Do in The Shadows*

“Hail Hydra!”

Assorted, Captain America: ns Winter Soldier*

“This ist how it functions man, die one with die gun gets kommen sie tell ns truth.”

Dwight (Macon Blair), Blue Ruin*

“And how about Liam Neeson showing trost earlier? do you oase any idea how difficult it is getting Liam Neeson? he doesn't schutz a phone, and we gott him!”

The Narrator (Bill Kurtis) sound genuinely impressed, Anchorman 2: ns Legend Continues... Continued*

“Best job I've ever before had.”

The crew des Fury, Fury*

“You can't acquire rid des the Babadook.”

Samuel (Noah Wiseman), the Babadook*

“You two are ns most fucked nach oben people I've ever before met, und I resolve fucked hoch people for a living.”

Tanner Bolt (Tyler Perry), unable to do Girl*

“Deploy die algorithm!”

Charlie XO (Jon Sklaroff), Captain America: die Winter Soldier*

“I desire you to drain every ounce des their blood - even if it death them!”

Eric (William Fichtner), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*

“I can't describe why virgin blood tastes better. Ich guess it's choose a sandwich, it nur tastes better if freundin know nobody else has fucked it.”

Vladislav (Jemaine Clement), What we Do in The Shadows*

“Give ns fucking guy some water, he's black, he's been through a lot.”

Schmidt (Jonah Hill), 22 jump Street*

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“Nothing goes end my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would capture it.”

Drax (Dave Bautista), Guardians von The Galaxy*

“We used to look up und wonder about our place an the heavens. Now we nur look down and worry around our place bei the dirt.”

Cooper (Matthew McConaughey), Interstellar*

“Everyone wants Atticus Finch until there's a tot hooker an the bathtub.”

Hank Palmer (Robert Downey Jr.), ns Judge*

“You know, ich think ich do remember freundin now. Yeah... We came zu you a long time ago seeking your help. Und I'm gonna say zu you what sie said zu us then: posesthe off!”

Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) actually gets this Wolverine line wrong (he'd rechts right in at realm Towers), X-Men: Days von Future Past*

“Fucking centaurs!”

Hercules (Dwayne Johnson), Hercules*

“Why don't you nur take a jerk, sie hike!”

Joel (Paul Rudd), They come Together*

“We're deswegen cute ich want to punch us an the face.”

Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike), gone Girl*

“If sie ever carry out it again, which together a favour zu women everywhere sie should not, yet if sie do, you should be wearing condom ~ above condom, und then wrap it in electrical tape. You should nur walk around, always, inside a an excellent big condom, because sie are shit.”

Jean (Carey Mulligan), within Llewyn Davis*

“You're bright because you played Russian roulette v your vagina.”

Nellie (Gaby Hoffman), apparent Child*

“When you're bei a fight with in enemy that's so much bigger, deswegen much stronger than you, kommen sie find out freundin had a freundin you never knew existed, well, that's die best feeling bei the world.”

Dai (Paddy Considine), Pride*

“I am The Hague!”

Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), die Expendables 3*

“Dai, your gays schutz arrived!”

Gwen (Menna Trussler), Pride*

“I don't want kommen sie survive, i want to live.”

Solomon Northup (Chiwetel Ejiofor), 12 year A Slave*

“Brook her ire, sir!”

J.M.W. Turner (Timothy Spall), Mr. Turner*

“Killing a monk on a Sunday. That'll be a an excellent one.”

Father james (Brendan Gleeson), Calvary*

“Posh cunts telling thick cunts to kill negative cunts. That's die army zum you.”

Eamon (Richard Dormer), '71*

“Everybody good? Plenty of slaves for my robot colony?”